Monday, April 16, 2007

I'm a Creep, I'm a Weirdo, He's a...


Warning:

I thought this'd be funny but it ended up being creepy. I mean, really really creepy. Do not read while eating. In fact, do not read at all. Okay fine. You asked for it. Here we go:








: Push, honey! Push!! Breathe!! Breathe!!!




: I am pushing, dammit!




: You're doing fine, sweetheart!! Fine!!



: Don't you tell me I'm doing fine! You're not the one who has to...aaarrrggg...




: Almost there, munchkin!! Almost there!!! I can see the head!!!





:...hhhaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhh....




: Just...a...bit...mo...




:...arrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhgggghhhhhh!!!!!!



: Mr and Mrs Vellu-Jackson, it's a bo...I mean..gir...err...well, it's healthy:
















Told you so. Sometimes, I hate the places where my mind takes me. Urrrggghh. Oh, and if you don't watch American Idol and have no clue who the guy above is, whatever.

38 comments:

  1. i dont watch american idol.

    is that a picture of yewwwww????

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  2. *lmao* (at Pazuzu's post)

    And Babe, damn lame lah yew.

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  3. I'm with babe. Too much of an intellectual to watch American Idol.

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  4. Anonymous10:52 AM

    Lilyliverbird does not watch American Idol although she has a Pat Benator CD in her car.

    Lilyliverbird is staying true to her roots by watching Akademy Fantasia.

    Thank you,
    Sergei
    Pres of Lilyliverbid Club

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  5. arielissimo, because i dont' watch american idol, i'm lame???

    tch ... i thought you'd support me through sick and sin.

    pazuzu, i know you look better than that git that is ariel's AI favourite.

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  6. But his hair looks very lembut and fluffy. I wonder what hair care products he uses.

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  7. Babe: I called u lame because yew are lah. I mean do yew really expect me to believe that yew are that bodoh ke?

    Anyways, I pun don't watch American Idol. I don't believe in Idol worship (except when Ash Nair was on Malaysian Idol and I thought he'll fall in love with me and marry me and we'll live happily ever after thereafter. And sometimes, he'll sing me U2 songs to put me to sleep).

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  8. correction, 'thereafter' is to be deleted.

    sorry.

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  9. dear party president,

    why don't we use sanjaya as our rep in ijok?


    sekian.

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  10. sergei,
    still listening to your duran duran and rick ashley?

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  11. arielle: ohyea i remember when you were lusting that ash nair. but alas, you abandoned the idea. anyway, i am not lame, i walk quite well, in fact i kinda sashay when i walk. and i have to live up to my name here, so do gimme a chance or two to be a bimbo that i am, want to be, and always will be, ockay?

    thank you pazuzu for the space.

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  12. Anonymous4:33 PM

    HAHAHAH...
    Good one turd. That's what I call Billie Jean right there...

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  13. Oi! What the hell? This comment box isn't for you all to tokkok with each other. It's for you to compliment me on my brilliant writing and hunkiness.
    Dammit.

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  14. Pazuzu: You do write brilliantly but dunno whether you hunky or not. It's most kind of you to provide us with this tokkok space.

    Babe: FYI, I am now lusting after someone else.

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