Episode 1 Episode 2 Episode 3 Episode 4 Episode 5 The management of thefloatingturd.blogspot.com hereby vow never to do anything l...

Topic: Pee around the toilet bowl is caused by, not men, but women who, in their struggle for equality, try to pee standing up. Discuss.

I have been accused by A Babe of Very Little Brain of being a peanut who has forgotten its err...peanut shell ever since I was famously fea...

Ever since I released the amateur video of myself talking to someone who may of may not have been Chief Justice Fairuz a few weeks ago, I ha...

Okay. So you've seen the video. The one that, if you listen to members of the Legal-Community, should bring the Judiciary down to its kn...

I guess I should start by explaining my absence: I've been working on, well, things. Serious things. You see, I've come to realise t...

Disclaimer: This is not a racist post. Being Indian, it is my God-given right to speak, behave and comment on issues that pertain to black ...

If gay people are so oppressed, how come they're always so damn happy? You don't see the rest of us skipping about the office all t...

Guess what? Guess what? Guess what??? Well? What the hell? Are you going to guess or not? Fine. Whatever. Annnyyyway....guess what? No wait....

For Weekend Fun this week, I suggest you take Monday off and get the hell out of here. I am. And in my absence, I am putting A Babe of Very ...