Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Heroes: Save The Cheerleader, Save Malaysia!

Khairy: I must use The Power of The Father-in-Law to kill the Cheerleader!!

Samy: I will headbutt the Cheerleader with my Ridiculous Helmet Hair!!

Hishamuddin: I will kill the Cheerleader by waving my Magic Keris!!

Mahathir: I will arrest the Cheerleader under the ISA and then pretend I had nothing to do with it!

Pak Lah: Zzzzzzzz....huh? ....zzzzzzzzz....Cheerleader? ...zzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Lim Kit Siang: I will save the Cheerleader only if she's Chinese!

PAS: We will ban the cheerleader from wearing that short skirt and doing those sexy moves!!

Anwar: Mahathir is evil!! Mahathir is...what Cheerleader?

Khir Toyo: I will tell my goons to call up the Cheerleader and ask her if she's having sex!!

Cheerleader: HaHaHa!! Too late, evil villains! Behold my Magic Cheer of Justice for All:

Gimme a P!

Gimme a U!

Gimme an N!

Gimme a D!

Gimme an A!

Gimme a K!

Put it all together and what do you get?

7 comments:

  1. "... dan kaum kaum lain tidak perlu risau.." is damn funny!

    Muahahahah. Awe-'effin-some!

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  2. pundek la kau.

    they are going to send IWK to get yooouuuuu ... just you wait harry higgings just you wayittt!!!

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  3. Anonymous11:49 AM

    Sangria,
    Love all of Frank McCourt's books. The Irish and the Indians have many similarities. I think the common love for alcohol has something to do with it.

    Doreen,
    Thank you. Are you The Cheerleader?

    Babe,
    IWK are Heroes, I tell you! Heroes!!! Pay your IWK bills!! Or I'll get them to clog your toilet.

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  4. Anonymous1:58 PM

    desparil,
    Tontonilah Heroes! Hanya di Astro Star World setiap Rabu jam entah 8 ke 9 malam!

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  5. Cheerleader? Only if I get a cute skirt and pink pompoms.

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  6. The Cheerleader was saved, now go help Hiro Nakamura git his samulai sword!

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