Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Heroes: Save The Cheerleader, Save Malaysia!

Khairy: I must use The Power of The Father-in-Law to kill the Cheerleader!!

Samy: I will headbutt the Cheerleader with my Ridiculous Helmet Hair!!

Hishamuddin: I will kill the Cheerleader by waving my Magic Keris!!

Mahathir: I will arrest the Cheerleader under the ISA and then pretend I had nothing to do with it!

Pak Lah: Zzzzzzzz....huh? ....zzzzzzzzz....Cheerleader? ...zzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Lim Kit Siang: I will save the Cheerleader only if she's Chinese!

PAS: We will ban the cheerleader from wearing that short skirt and doing those sexy moves!!

Anwar: Mahathir is evil!! Mahathir is...what Cheerleader?

Khir Toyo: I will tell my goons to call up the Cheerleader and ask her if she's having sex!!

Cheerleader: HaHaHa!! Too late, evil villains! Behold my Magic Cheer of Justice for All:

Gimme a P!

Gimme a U!

Gimme an N!

Gimme a D!

Gimme an A!

Gimme a K!

Put it all together and what do you get?

8 comments:

Sangria said...

Pazuzu..
Angela's Ashes?

Doreen said...

"... dan kaum kaum lain tidak perlu risau.." is damn funny!

Muahahahah. Awe-'effin-some!

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

pundek la kau.

they are going to send IWK to get yooouuuuu ... just you wait harry higgings just you wayittt!!!

Pazuzu said...

Sangria,
Love all of Frank McCourt's books. The Irish and the Indians have many similarities. I think the common love for alcohol has something to do with it.

Doreen,
Thank you. Are you The Cheerleader?

Babe,
IWK are Heroes, I tell you! Heroes!!! Pay your IWK bills!! Or I'll get them to clog your toilet.

Desparil said...

saya tak paham.

pazuzu said...

desparil,
Tontonilah Heroes! Hanya di Astro Star World setiap Rabu jam entah 8 ke 9 malam!

Doreen said...

Cheerleader? Only if I get a cute skirt and pink pompoms.

mob1900 said...

The Cheerleader was saved, now go help Hiro Nakamura git his samulai sword!