Khairy: I must use The Power of The Father-in-Law to kill the Cheerleader!!
Samy: I will headbutt the Cheerleader with my Ridiculous Helmet Hair!!
Hishamuddin: I will kill the Cheerleader by waving my Magic Keris!!
Mahathir: I will arrest the Cheerleader under the ISA and then pretend I had nothing to do with it!
Pak Lah: Zzzzzzzz....huh? ....zzzzzzzzz....Cheerleader? ...zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Lim Kit Siang: I will save the Cheerleader only if she's Chinese!
PAS: We will ban the cheerleader from wearing that short skirt and doing those sexy moves!!
Anwar: Mahathir is evil!! Mahathir is...what Cheerleader?
Khir Toyo: I will tell my goons to call up the Cheerleader and ask her if she's having sex!!
Cheerleader: HaHaHa!! Too late, evil villains! Behold my Magic Cheer of Justice for All:
Gimme a P!
Gimme a U!
Gimme an N!
Gimme a D!
Gimme an A!
Gimme a K!
Put it all together and what do you get?