Warning: I thought this'd be funny but it ended up being creepy. I mean, really really creepy. Do not read while eating. In fact, do not read at all. Okay fine. You asked for it. Here we go:
: Push, honey! Push!! Breathe!! Breathe!!!
: I am pushing, dammit!
: You're doing fine, sweetheart!! Fine!!
: Don't you tell me I'm doing fine! You're not the one who has to...aaarrrggg...
: Almost there, munchkin!! Almost there!!! I can see the head!!!
:...hhhaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhh....
: Just...a...bit...mo...
:...arrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhgggghhhhhh!!!!!!
: Mr and Mrs Vellu-Jackson, it's a bo...I mean..gir...err...well, it's healthy:
Told you so. Sometimes, I hate the places where my mind takes me. Urrrggghh. Oh, and if you don't watch American Idol and have no clue who the guy above is, whatever.
Babe: I called u lame because yew are lah. I mean do yew really expect me to believe that yew are that bodoh ke?
Anyways, I pun don't watch American Idol. I don't believe in Idol worship (except when Ash Nair was on Malaysian Idol and I thought he'll fall in love with me and marry me and we'll live happily ever after thereafter. And sometimes, he'll sing me U2 songs to put me to sleep).
arielle: ohyea i remember when you were lusting that ash nair. but alas, you abandoned the idea. anyway, i am not lame, i walk quite well, in fact i kinda sashay when i walk. and i have to live up to my name here, so do gimme a chance or two to be a bimbo that i am, want to be, and always will be, ockay?
Oi! What the hell? This comment box isn't for you all to tokkok with each other. It's for you to compliment me on my brilliant writing and hunkiness. Dammit.
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38 comments:
i dont watch american idol.
is that a picture of yewwwww????
*lmao* (at Pazuzu's post)
And Babe, damn lame lah yew.
I'm with babe. Too much of an intellectual to watch American Idol.
Lilyliverbird does not watch American Idol although she has a Pat Benator CD in her car.
Lilyliverbird is staying true to her roots by watching Akademy Fantasia.
Thank you,
Sergei
Pres of Lilyliverbid Club
arielissimo, because i dont' watch american idol, i'm lame???
tch ... i thought you'd support me through sick and sin.
pazuzu, i know you look better than that git that is ariel's AI favourite.
But his hair looks very lembut and fluffy. I wonder what hair care products he uses.
Babe: I called u lame because yew are lah. I mean do yew really expect me to believe that yew are that bodoh ke?
Anyways, I pun don't watch American Idol. I don't believe in Idol worship (except when Ash Nair was on Malaysian Idol and I thought he'll fall in love with me and marry me and we'll live happily ever after thereafter. And sometimes, he'll sing me U2 songs to put me to sleep).
correction, 'thereafter' is to be deleted.
sorry.
dear party president,
why don't we use sanjaya as our rep in ijok?
sekian.
sergei,
still listening to your duran duran and rick ashley?
arielle: ohyea i remember when you were lusting that ash nair. but alas, you abandoned the idea. anyway, i am not lame, i walk quite well, in fact i kinda sashay when i walk. and i have to live up to my name here, so do gimme a chance or two to be a bimbo that i am, want to be, and always will be, ockay?
thank you pazuzu for the space.
HAHAHAH...
Good one turd. That's what I call Billie Jean right there...
Oi! What the hell? This comment box isn't for you all to tokkok with each other. It's for you to compliment me on my brilliant writing and hunkiness.
Dammit.
Pazuzu: You do write brilliantly but dunno whether you hunky or not. It's most kind of you to provide us with this tokkok space.
Babe: FYI, I am now lusting after someone else.
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