Monday, May 07, 2007

OhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGod!!!

Guess what? Guess what? Guess what???










Well?










What the hell?












Are you going to guess or not?








Fine. Whatever.
Annnyyyway....guess what? No wait. We just went through that.
So I suppose I should just come out and tell you the good news:

Ahem...I, Pazuzu, have just....OhGosh...I don't know what to say....I mean, this comes as a total surprise...I mean...you see it happen to other people and you think "could it happen to me?"...and then you think "can you use quotation marks for thoughts?"...and then you think maybe I should use italics...and then you think "Fuck it. I'll use both just in case"...


So anyway, as I was saying (I'm saying this out loud as I'm writing, okay? So don't get all technical with me), I, Pazuzu, have just won...




A Thinking Blogger Award!!!


And...


I, Pazuzu, have just won...

A Thinking Blogger Award!!!


No. I'm not drunk and repeating myself.
You see, I have actually won two Thinking Blogger Awards! One for this blog and one for my other blog and one for the little blog who lives down the lane! Which would actually mean that I have won three Thinking Blogger Awards except that that last bit was actually just a really humourous lyrical reference to the song Baa Baa Black Sheep and fuck it, never mind.

Two is enough.
Because, as far as I can tell, no one else, in the history of the world, has ever won TWO Thinking Blogger Awards. I verified this by Googling "Has anybody besides me, Pazuzu, won TWO Thinking Blogger Awards, in, like, the history of the world or anything?" and Google replied that:


Your search - "Has anybody besides me, Pazuzu, won TWO Thinking Blogger Awards, in, like, the history of the world or anything?" - did not match any documents.


If you don't believe me, you can damn well Google it yourself.
And, if Google says I'm the only one, then it must be true.
So, years from now, when some history teacher asks who was the only person to ever win TWO Thinking Blogger Awards and some dumbass kid answers "Gandhi" or something equally moronic, the teacher can whack him or ask him to ketuk-ketampi or administer whatever punishment they deem fit in the future for stupid kids who don't know their history.

Anyway, you might want to know that I received the award for this blog from a mysterious fellow named Mr Incognito who has a blog called Almost Anonymous who presented this award to me while wearing pantyhose over his head:




Photo courtesy of Jeff Ooi



Mr. Incognito then instructed me, at gunpoint, to name five blogs that make me think, before running off in a suspicious manner to a nearby 7-eleven. He did not say what the blogs should make me think of, but since this is a family-friendly blog which does not use dirty words like pipet, buret and penunu, I will resist nominating sex-related blogs like LilyLiverbird's.


So, here are the five blogs that make me think about non-sex-related things:


1) Aisehman - Political blogger who writes about politics in a very non-biased, non-sexual way although he does sometimes use dirty words so you shouldn't read it if you're a prude and can't stomach words like "Khairy".

2) The Road Less Travelled - Politics with humour, which, come to think of it, is not much different from what we get everyday in parliament. But. Oh well.

3) GemmaRose's - This blog boggles my mind. It makes me think "Wasn't there a blog here a few weeks ago?"

4) Potshots - It makes me think "Isn't this the same post I read last month?". I usually read it again anyway.

5) Lim Kit Siang - I never actually read his blog but, as is my right as a Rakyat, I keep tagging him with these ridiculous things to see if he'll respond. He never does. Typical politician.


There are some rules or shit that you poor tagged sods have to follow. They're really boring so I've put them in small print:


Note to tagged bloggers:
Congratulations, you won a Thinking Blogger Award!
Should you choose to participate, please make sure you pass this list of rules to the blogs you are tagging.
I thought it would be appropriate to include them with the meme.
The participation rules are simple:

1. If, and only if, you get tagged, write a post with links to 5 blogs that make you think,
2. Link to this post so that people can easily find the exact origin of the meme,
3. Optional: Proudly display the 'Thinking Blogger Award' with a link to the post that you wrote.

Remember to tag blogs with real merits, i.e. relative content, and above all - blogs that really get you thinking!


Oh, and since this is a Thinking Blog, I thought this post should end with something for you to think about. Something like those pictures psychologists show people and then they ask them "So, what does this picture make you think about?".

So I've closed my eyes and just scribbled this random shape from my subconcious which makes me think about gravity and it's effect on the public transportation industry vis-a-vis the financial analysis of the Darfur situation which might be, according to sources who decline to be named, a paradigm shift:













Now think, dammit! Think!

42 comments:

lilyliverbird said...

I know! It's a picture of a guy with pimples on his arse!

I'm such a thinker, me :D

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

mr ignoctico is not mysterious at all. pay me, and i'll tell you what's behind that silly get-up.

oi, how come you didn't nominate me for the blardy thinking award???

and why do you keep tagging lim kit siang la? as if he wants to layan you!

Leen Ash Burn said...

those nipples are pretty minute for a somewhat grabbable boobs.

lilyliverbird said...

yeah man..and why wasn't i(and my esteemed friends up there) nominated too? just because i kutuk men and men.united effortlessly, doesn't mean i don't think okay!

no bloody taste i tell yew.

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

leen, if those were boobs, they are sure very layut one.

Leen Ash Burn said...

Maybe it's the hantu kopek labuh's? The one you summoned from the sea dulu tu?

gemma binti gammy legs said...

when i grow up, i want to be Hantu KOPek :D

a babe of very little brawn said...

I seru-ed hantu tetek, not kopek.

but kan, if from top, the boobies are very perky but the location of them titties are a bit off.

pazuzu said...

Lily, Babe, Leen,

It's just a random image. I was NOT thinking about boobies when I drew it, dammit.

Not all men are the same, okay? Some of us, like me, actually think really deep thoughts about World boobies Peace and shit, okay?

pazuzu said...

Babe,

I hereby exclusively tag you with a topic only YOU can participate in:

"101 Comment Boxes I Visit Daily"

:p

pazuzu said...

Babe,

by the way, I just checked and it turns out you didnt respond to my last tag. Drama only.

Leen too.

And bloody Lim Kit Siang.

I'm hurt.

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

"101 Comment Boxes I Visit Daily" - need you ask? YOURS LA!!!!

and about your last tag on old wives' tales (see, i doooo remember), i'm still trying to come up with one fantastic tale that can be passed on from generation to another.

my head hurts. gimme bleach.

lilyliverbird said...

bastard. why never reply my comment? penat aku spam.

pazuzu said...

Replied what.
Oh. Just checked. The three of you confuse me.Dunno who commented what.

Ok. So you didnt mention boobies.

But I tagged you what? And I linked you twice! Even though I know you, and therefore know that you are incapable of thought.

:p

Leen Ash Burn said...

Hello, I've already done itlah. At Liller's comment box no less (more readership mahh).

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

I would like to register my protest at the blatant discrimination inherent within the Thinking Bloggers Award.

The discrimination so offensively obvious is the notion that just because some of us have sex pretty much on our mind, that we hardly think at all.

Au contraire - it is a known fact that filthy-minded people do the most thinking of all.

The intensity required in thinking up a single dirty joke (or posting) would be mind-boggling to other run-of-the-mill bloggers.

Therefore excluding sex-oriented blogs are a blatant form of discrimination.

Since this blog is clearly in support of such discrimination, we, Bloggers of Filthy Minds (Blo-Fil-Mi) declare a sex-denial jihad on you.

Once we have established where you live, your house will be posted with "Sex-Averse Occupant Inside" signs.

To demonstrate our superior thinking skills, we would like everyone to know that your drawing actually depicts a stupendous set of boobies as viewed by a Blo-Fil-Mi member as he pole-vaults using his very own equipment.

Pro-tem President,
Blo-Fil-Mi (Pole Vaulting Chapter)

pazuzu said...

Leen,

Comment boxes don't count. If you see Lim Kit Siang, tell him also.

pazuzu said...

Sir Cipan,

While we at The Floating Turd note your displeasure at the non-awardation of sex-blogs, we would like to maintain that, as a family-oriented blog, we are unable to promote such blogs so as to shield impressionable young minds from such material.

Already, we have received many complaints from parents that their 5-year-olds, having read this comment box, have attempted to pole-vault using their equipment, resulting in serious injuries.

As such, we must urge you to refrain from using language in this comment box which may be deemed offensive, such as the phrase 'au contraire'.

Thank You.

PS. Now take the damn sign off my door!

funk father bulat said...

twin peaks of some mountain seen terbalik..perhaps while skydiving?
as fr the dots/nipples..well, i suppose the skydiver was a guy :op

The local French Consul said...

Bonjour Monsieur Pazuzu,

We, as the newly-elected president of La Belle Francaise, wish to register our protest your blatant discrimination against our beautiful language.

This is seen obviously in your classifying the neutral phrase 'au contraire' as something unsuitable for your children to read or hear.

This is an escalation of uncultured Americans saying "excuse me for my french" after uttering Anglo-Saxon swear words in mixed company.

As such, I have instructed the French Intelligence agents to post on your house (we already know where you live) signs that say "Sex-deprived Francophobe living in squalor here".

Please do not try to stop our agents from performing their duties as they are well-trained and are experienced veterans from the well-publicised Godzilla mission.

If you resist, we will alternately spray your house with Godzilla-junior pheromes for their mother to stomp your house flat.

Regardez vous,

Nicky "The Enforcer" Sarkozy

Leen said...

Dear Pazuzu,

Ahem. I would like to burst your bubble. I have taken the liberty to Google and found out that there are a lot of people who had won the Thinking Blogger Award TWICE.

Up your nose, moosehead.

pazuzu said...

funk appa bulat,
women can't see nipples, ah?



French guy,
I do not fear you incompetent Frenchies. As I recall, your Godzilla mission failed miserably when, right at the very end, it was revealed that a little Godzilla hatchling survived, thus opening up an even more horrifying proposition: A Sequel!

Also, I will easily defeat your French agents by putting Lingam Cili Sos in their Foie Gras, causing them to die of outrage.

pazuzu said...

Leen,

Liar!
I just Googled "Did leen ashburn take the liberty to Google and find out if anybody besides me has won the Thinking Blogger Award Twice?"

and Google gave me the following 2 links:

olc.ijs.si/dmozTxt/Matrices/WordList.txt

groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction

Neither of which verifies whether you did, in fact, Google it.

Google doesn't lie.

funk father bulat said...

yeah yeah women also can see nipples.. bloody lesbos!! but we men see it on every hump/bump/mountain/bukit/any-bloody-parabolic-curve that comes in pairs!!! :op

Leen Ash Burn said...

Just coz we call spade's a spade doesn't make us lesbo, yew kerang busuk.

Pazuzu: Google said to please return back the mug you knicked from his kitchen drawer the other. And to please wash the coffee stain ring properly this time.

pazuzu said...

funk,
I see nipples everywhere. In fact, I see two on my chest right now. Gawd, what's wrong with me?


Leen,
Liar!
If Google was really a He, there's no way he would mind if there were coffee stains on his mug! In fact, he wouldn't mind if the mug was returned unwashed!
You cannot bluff me, la.

funk father bulat said...

oh no leen.. u HAD to say kerang lah! itz just that my one my ex-high school teachers whom i met at my friends wdg recently made a sentence with "kerang","perempuan" and "nonok" in it... so yeah, eWWW!!! shez almost 60 bloody yrs old lah!! i mean i LUVVV MILFs but not GILFs lah!! pazuzu, remember Pn.Hasnah frm EC?? yeah she da one.

Sunflower said...

those who cant stop thinking/talking about sex are the ones who are either not getting any or been having the same one for donkey years.

my community service. thank you.

ze french commando leader said...

Monsieur Pazuzu,

I am Jean-Francoise, leader of ze Cooler Lumpore assault team.

By French law, we offer you a choice of colours for ze signs zat we are going to put up around your house.

Ze colours are - puce, verdant, vermillion and catsick yellow.

If you don't RSVP, catsick yellow is ze default colour.

I recommend puce (we are also qualified designers).

BTW ze people in ninja suits you sprayed last night were not us.

We understand ze Grasscutters Union iz upset with you.

P/S: Our assault uniform are made by Armani, not Lee Hock Tailor.

PP/S: Little Godzette is now ze only attack-zilla in ze world - and she is in ze team. We plan to feed her pazuzu-burger this week.

Au revoir!

Jean-Francoise "Mad Cipan" Bouvier

Leen Ash Burn said...

Pazuzu:

Google's gay lah. And you had to knick his favourite fuschia mug with hand-painter daisy and Periwinkle motifs.

galadriel said...

Man...I was very much entertained by your exploits at PUNDAK and hence the tag.

Then I come here and ur wanking off the TBA, albeit satirically.

Why laaaaaaaa?

pazuzu said...

funk,
only remember Pak Ajak.

French,
Don't understand. I'm just a simple red-and-white kinda guy.

leen,
ask Google if he wants to be your stripper la.

Galadriel,
wanking off the TBA?
Where got?
Ok maybe just a bit but I wank off everything what?
Thanks for the compliments in your blog, btw.

pazuzu said...

sunflower,
I'd rather be getting it AND thinking about it. What else is there?

funk father bulaT said...

Pak Ajak? he still owes us a basketball man... kena rampas becoz we were playing ball in our school uniform... eventhough... it was after school hrs... how ridiculous is that!?!!?
alamak..side-tracking gila babi... sowee.. I NEED BEER!!!!!!!!

Tangkee said...

A thinking bloggers award ?
Why thank you , and you are one too.
regards.

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