If gay people are so oppressed, how come they're always so damn happy?
You don't see the rest of us skipping about the office all the time, do you?
Huraikan.
Disclaimer:
I'm not against gay people, I'm just against exceedingly happy people. Okay? Sheeesh.
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I agree.
Pretty soon, gay people are going to have ownership of the Happy Emotion.
And the rest of us are going to have to deliberately act miserable all the time just so everybody knows we're straight, dammit.
Are you talking to yourself again?
No, I'm talking to you.
But I am you!
If you're me, then who am I?
You're us.
Let's go get a beer!
Okay.
But what if we leave this comment box and Leen AshBurn and Co. returns and changes the colours of the walls and shit? Remember what happened the last time?
Oh Ya. Shit. They changed it to some gay colours or something right? Better stay here and keep watch.
We'll take turns.
Set. I'm going for a beer. See you later.
Ya. Ok.
bongok la kau.
*cranks up volume on hi-fi, playing REM's shiny happy people*
shiny happy people holding hands
shiny happy people laughing
everyone around love them, love them
put it in your hands
take it take it
happy happy
put it in your heart
i thought that i heard you laughing
i thought that i heard you sing
i think i thought i saw you try
babe,
you're 13-comment-posts late. Usually you'll be one of the first to comment.
babe,
...and you mixed up the lyrics with Losing My Religion. Off form today, are we?
psst, Pazuzu, where's the rest? How come you're alone again. Except for Babe, but then she's everywhere.
*baling kasut kat leen*
because, pazuzu, you beat me this time!!!
yea i know i got them mixed up porpoisely.
can you sing me Losing My Religion at your next gig? please please prtty please?
Leen,
I'm guarding this comment box from you! The rest have gone for a beer. You think you can distract me and change my wallpaper? Hah! Nothing will distrac...
Look! A shoe!
Babe,
Stop throwing shoes in my comment box, please.
No more gigs for awhile lah. But will do your Shiny HP/Religion medley when I start back.
Pazuz!
Do you thinks gays own GAP?
Gay And Proud.
maybe they're happy cause they get laid more then straight guys, i mean, girls are always playing hard to get, but men... they share the same purpose, to get laid and get laid.. no?
beacuse gays have the alternative.. can screw or get screwed and be happy about it...
plus some have good bodies and a good fashion sense and always get noticed..by girls and guys alike.. arrghhh!! bastardS!!!
yojimbo,
What about BUM Equipment? Then, for those with ambiguous sexual preferences there's Guess?
Anon,
Could be. Damn choosy women!
Funk,
I have a six-pack (of beer) and excellent fashion sense (beer-related t-shirts). Still nobody notices me. What the fuck?
then again you can't really blame women for being choosy when there exists lines like ' can i borrow a drill, cause my brain is going crazy just looking at you'
its simple, dont fight gays learn from them, cause who else has hotter girlfriends...(sex in the city, will and grace)
a tip for the brave straight man...
go to a gay club, u'll find groups of hot girls with their guards down... as long as you have the guts to stomach all the male eyes devouring you as you walk in... ;)
Anon,
I will NOT tolerate male eyes devouring me!
For fucks sake, I'm not just a really really hunky piece of meat, dammit!
I'm a human being! With, like, feelings and...err...stuff!
Like right now, I'm feeling...errr...errr...thirsty!
Mmmmmm...Beer...
jika p maka q thus..
jika pazuzu = not brave
dan
not brave = wuss
maka pazuzu = i wonder... ;)
Anon,
Jika Pazuzu = not brave dan
Not brave = wuss
Jika diambil kira bahawa pai bersamaan 3.14
dan mengikut Pythagoras, yang mendapati bahawa ketika sedang mandi air akan melimpah keluar dari bathtub, maka:
Pazuzu = 3.14 X wuss bahagi hypotenus Not Brave to the power of diameter bulatan Pahang.
Maka:
Pazuzu = Penyimpan Cap Mohor Besar DiRaja
Matematik aku A2 lah! Jgn Main-main.
weih, berapa gallon bir kau teguk? masih bercakap dengan bayang-bayang sendiri ke?
Babe,
Shhhhh...Pazuzu sedang tido kejap...
Markah Anda:
Jika Pazuzu = not brave dan
Not brave = wuss (10/10)
Jika diambil kira bahawa pai bersamaan 3.14 (9.2/10)
Correct answer
PI = 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510
dan mengikut Pythagoras, yang mendapati bahawa ketika sedang mandi air akan melimpah keluar dari bathtub, maka: (-30/10)
Correct answer
Archimedes
since, theory dah salah, maka Pazuzu statements selepas itu dikira null and void
maka,kita boleh maklumkan
A2 untuk matematik = perlukan lebih beer yang boleh jadikan anda sihat and kuat (say with Milo ad umph)
A1 obviously still rocks...
shit! whatz wif da maths lah?!?!
what happens if u kencing in the bathtub... fucking Pythangga(tamil fr long-beans)!!
pazuzu there ain't enuf blondes here to check out guys in beer t-shirts carrying 6-packs.. damn! i have whole barrel under my shirt and still don't get noticed!!
eh, since u r a beer conneiseur (did i spell it rite?) by dont u open a micro brewery in KL and call it BREWZUZU..? like 'brewerkz' in spore..
Anon,
Jelas Anon tidak membuat kerja rumah seperti diarahkan.
Archimedes sebenarnya ialah anak Zeus yang kahwini Helga dan seterusnya mati ditikam Botol Guiness Stout pecah ajaib oleh Panathinaikos yang cemburu.
Jumpa saya.
Funk,
You didn't spell it right. The correct spelling is coinnesseuire.
too intelligent for me here. you are so not the tatler-crowd.
i'm outta here.
babe,
and I was just about to play Losing My Religion for you. Oh Well.
Pazuzu,
do you realise this is the most comments we've ever got?
i am back i am back i am back!!!
quick, sing now!!!
but i dowan you to play, i want you to sing.
and you can call me Datin Anna Lim.
and you believe her? she's prolly lurking around somewhere. Look behind you!
I know. Damn we're popular. Soon we'll have more comments than Lily.
See? toldja already.
ooooh so that's the reason you talk to your own appendage down south.
heh, no need one, i can talk to it.
oi shuddup la leen! you too have been lurking but dowan to loose face so you dowan to admit one.
How did two people manages to cut in while I was talking to myself? Typical women. Always interupting.
i can never leave a man masturbating on his own on his own.
Babe,
How many men have you seen masturbating on his own on his own on his own?
Leen,
Is she still lurking? Where? Where?
*sticks own head out from between pazuzu's manly thighs*
Damn! How did I not notice that?
Sigh. Everybody's gone. It's just us again.
It ok. Come here you hunk you.
oi! mati pucuk ka???
if you wash your clothes every now and then, you dont have to spend so much time wanking.
Babe,
It must be all the beer.
Btw, if I told u NRG is performing tonite at Bojangles 9pm, would you still wanna listen to me?
oh no... am i going to the principal's office *blink* *blink*
i'm weally sowee sir, i'm pwomise to wowk hawder next time...
i just get so confused, what with Ophelia being the love child of Newton and the tub of lard from which Hawkings arised to tell us that the spoon is actually a fork...
forgive us mentor pazuzu...
( exits with constant bowing and waving of hand )
Lily,
U mean I can save wanking time if I do it with clean clothes?
And if you use your left hand, you can pretend it's leen's hand.
On the other hand, if you use a vacuum, you can pretend it's babe's mouth.
Anon,
Hawkings arised?
Man you're cruel.
Dont make fun of retarded crippled people la.
9PM tonight, NRG's at alamanda.
are you as kekar as Jasmine?
cik lawa, mulut vacuum tu mulut ponen. mulut saya setakat sedut-sedut straw je.
Lily,
or I can castrate myself and pretend it's you.
Babe,
NRG at bojangles at 9pm la. Free test tubes for ladies.
Go go.
I know you want to.
Sigh.
*goes in auto-orgasm mode*
okay, 30mins up. off for hadas besar.
you wish. i have more balls than most men. or is it just christina?
Lily, Gemma, balik rumah sekarang juga!
Oik Michael, leave Lily alone. She's mine. Why don't you go back into concussion?
Robbie, you want to come to Newcastle? YOu can start with Michael.
Freddie, can i come to? I will be available soon.
Oik Thierry. Come back. Your toy boy Adebayor misses you.
But boss, i thought you only like them young?
can there please be some silence in here, you football sissies???
i need to concentrate here!
you shouldn't call the physically challenged all those terrible names...tsk...tsk.... and i thought i was speaking to a gentleman...a girl can dream...sigh
gemmajames,
it is a priviledge to share the same space as a fellow liverpool lover... we really do never walk alone!
lalaa.. i'm going to lift old big ears again, lalala..
eh pepe, was i humming to myself again?
Footballers/Managers,
Thanks to you, the comment box score now stands at:
Pazuzu 76 - Liverbird 75
I win!!!
Babe,
Eh? Still here? Thought you'd be getting ready for NRG (sarcastic merajuk tone)
Anon no more,
Hey! YOU'RE the one who asked Hawking to arise! How insensitive is that?
I'll have you know that,as a gentleman, I frequently give loose change to blind people, okay?
stevie g,
You are out of topic.
KESIMPULAN COMMENT-BOX HARI INI:
Nobody works on Fridays.
and nampaknye semuo kat sini beria-ia untuk meraikan weekend nie dengan penuh semangat bersame muzik-muzik yang mengemparkan dan arak cukup untuk mengakibatkan sakit kepala yang teruk sehingga me-ruin weekend semua orang menantikan to celebrate
have a great weekend folks...
this was fun :)
which brand of incense sticks would you prefer Pazuzu?
Jasmine NRG was hot hot hot.
Glad i came online. U guys can spew crap very very very creatively.
Wish my right brain activity was this frenzied.
ariel,
why incense sticks, ah? blur lah.
babe,
hmph. Can he play Losing My Religion? Huh? Can he? Can he?
Galadriel,
Nobody spews crap better than us. Except maybe Parliament.
yes he can! and he did!!!
Well, can he sing the ENTIRE Toys R Us jingle including the part that goes "GeeWhizzzz!!!". If so, can he sing with FEELING?
Huh?
Can he?
CAN HE?
well, i can!
coz i have a prayer altar specially for you (with your picture and all) in my house lah. normal what, when we honour our gods, must burn libations all. that's what my amma taught me.
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