Monday, February 12, 2007

More Revised National Anthems



Singapore


Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got Wrigley's gum
You lousy bum
Spittin your gum all over the place

We will we will fuck you!
By order of Lee Kuan Yew!

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin in the street gonna take on the world some day
Got a fag on your lip
Now here's a tip
You better not blow that smoke in our face

Coz we will we will fuck you
By order of Lee Kuan Yew!

Note:
It is recomended that The Government make Brian May a Singaporean citizen in order for him to play the solo here. This would be especially useful during the Singaporean National Day Parade.



Kyrgyzstan

We are Kyrgyzstan, hear us growl!
Please Pat Sajak, can we buy a vowel?
Uzbekistan has u, e, i and a in their name,
We have only a, Oh! What a shame!

If we had an i, we could be called Kyrgyzstani,
No wait! On second thought, that sounds a bit funny,
If we had a u, we could be called Kyrgyzstanu,
Remember Mork from Mork and Mindy said Nanu Nanu.


Australia

If you think Australia's strange,
you would be quite right,
We like to eat this substance,
That we call Vegemite

And if you think that's not so bad,
Then just maybe,
You would change your mind,
When a dingo eats your baby.

All together now:

A dinggooo eats your babeeeeee!!!!!


Previous revised national anthems here

To be continued...

7 comments:

Leen Ash Burn said...

I thought you can be fined SGD$20,000 (2nd time offence - they take away your first child to be fed to the dinggo in Australia) if they find you saying things like "fuck"? For Singapore I mean.

Ashburton "the flusher" Goon said...

Leen,

Not as bad as what they do to you if you leave turds floating all over the place.

Like Pazuzu seems intent on doing ...

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

blasphemy!!!!!

pazuzu said...

Leen,
for swearing, the punishment is having to listen to Majulah Singapura on loop for life. That's far worse than anything i can think of.

Ashburton Goon,
they'll never get rid of my floaters since they implemented the half-flush rule.

Babe,
what's blasphemous? Are you actually Kyrgyzstanian?

lilyliverbird said...

brian may is ugly. he looks like a poodle.

toooooots said...

lalalala i will sing this on the bus to singapore!

pazuzu said...

lily,
is there a barely disguised insult somewhere in there?


toooots,
you can get your co-passengers to join you. it'll be like those 99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall class trips. enjoy.