Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Toyos R' Not Us

My favourite jingle of all time:

I don't wanna grow up
I'm a Toys R' Us kid
They got a million toys at Toys R' Us
That I can play with

From cars and trains to video games
And the prices are hard to beat (Gee Whizzzz!!)
I don't wanna grow up
Coz baby if I did

I wouldn't be a Toys R' Us kid
More games, More toys, Oh Boy!
I'll always be a Toys R' Us kid!

I am away. Without internet access (except from the cybercafe where I'm writing this). I'm visiting my Neverland for awhile. Where time is in the belly of a big-ass crocodile.

I need a break from Stupidity.
He's everywhere.
I saw him last in the form of the Selangor MB (Read what the idiot's done here).

Khir Toyo wants to know if young people are having sex.
Okay. Fair enough.
If Khir Toyo thinks it's all right for "his people" to call people up and ask if they're having sex, I think it's only fair that we reserve the right to call up "his people" and ask them if Khir Toyo is having sex.

Here is the contact information:

Pejabat Setiausaha Kerajaan Negeri Selangor,
Bangunan Sultan Salahuddin Abdul Aziz Shah,
40503 Shah Alam,Selangor Darul Ehsan.
No. Telefon Am SUK: (6)03-55447000
E-mel :

I'm sure the friendly state government officials will be glad to answer the following questions:

1) Is Khir Toyo having sex?
2) With whom?
3) Did he ever have pre-marital sex?
4) Why not?
5) Come on. Surely he could've found someone to have sex with him?
6) You'll give me a hint?
7) Baaa?
8) What the hell does Baaa mean?
9) Shit. Really?

Please let me know the results to your findings when I get back from my Neverland.
Okay. I'm off. Second star to the right and straight on till morning.

This is The Floating Turd.
Flushing off.
For awhile.


[V]landa said...

while ur at that, can also ask if khir toyo:
1)had a rhinoplasty?
2)who's the surgeon?
3)what about a facelift?
4)the knob or just collagen?
5)name of his dermatologist.

many thanks.

Ariel said...

I so envy you. I want to get away from Stupidity too, but for now I am shackled to it. Sigh!

lilyliverbird said...

how long does khir toyo last and does he give good head?

Keropok said...

13. Does his stubble tickle his wife / partner?
14. Or does it irritate her / him?
15. Does she / he have rash after he's done?
16. What does she / he do during sex?
17. Is it true she / he apparently takes the time to catch up on her / his SMSes during sex?
18. Does he 'squeeze the cheese' when he's done?
19. How long before she / he asks him 'dah habis ke'?

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

serious shit that? i guess that should explain the sudden miraculous improvement of his complexion. goat's milk they say do that to your skin.

Leen Ash Burn said...

The very idea of Toyo squeezing his cheese is too painful to imagine. I think I'll go barf and die now.

pazuzu said...

so sorry. I couldn't ask khir toyo your questions. They wouldn't let me speak to him. Also, my life is in danger.
Pray for me.

Anonymous said...

will do good in the field of rhinoplasty.As shaping or reshaping up of nose will add different and better look to the face.This will definitely improve one's look with well suited nose structure .