Not only is Bloggers United a stupid and weak name, their members think nothing of diving in the penalty blog while real Bloggers are on a 49-post unbeaten run.
Also, they're starting up some legal-defense-fund for some unknown bloggers who are being sued, but they did nothing - NOTHING, I tell you - while I, Malaysia's Blogger of the Year, was being being sued by Citibank for unpaid credit-card bills.
They just stood by and watched while my fundamental right to Free Money was being eroded by a giant, bullying corporation.
As such, I'm starting my own kick-ass, attack-driven movement called An Arsenal of Bloggers. Unlike Bloggers United, our movement-off-the-ball will not only defeat whoever, but we'll do it in style, dammit.
Here is our logo:
Feel free to plagiarise it and paste it on your blog, as I have on mine.
If we all do this, then maybe, just maybe, as Bloggers we can be Invincible once again.
I would like to say more, but alas, I am out of bad metaphors.
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Update: 2-1! Hah! Take that, Bloggers United!
3 comments:
I agree. Citibank should be bombed!Bloody oppressor. Lucky I use local bank.
Dei Macha,
On behalf of my community, I would like to thank and congratulate you on your recent buggering of Manyoo's arses!
Next time, stay off ours.
Consider this a formal warning!
Stevie Gunasegaran,
President,
LFC Fan Club, Brickfields Branch.
lily,
All banks are evil. I keep my money under my clothes on the floor, where no one will be able o find it.
Stevie G,
We'll try. No promises tho. Sorry.
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